Hair Transplants Gone Wrong

I saw this rather stocky guy at a restaurant the other night. He looked like the type you just know is going to be fairly hairy and have a hairy back, but, there was something about his haircut that wasn't right.

I thought it rather strange that he didn't have any hair on the back of his head from say mid-ear on down. This would generally be the area where the back hair meets up with the head hair, and it was smooth for some reason.

Then, I noticed that he had a rather substantial "ring" of hair around a big bald spot on top. It looked like his hairline kept receeding after a hair transplant, and that as his bald spot grew, he must've ran out of sites to get the hair from. (Oops!)

My Pirate Name

My pirate name is:

Mad Harry Vane

Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. You tend to blend into the background occaisionally, but that's okay, because it's much easier to sneak up on people and disembowel them that way. Arr!

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