I Want to Know What Love Is...

[grizzlyzone]

BERLIN, Germany - A 34 year old auto-worker was rushed to the emergency ward this weekend when his genitals started to suffer from necropsy. The unidentified man had a strange fetish for an extreme form of genital chastity which stopped the blood flow to his testicles and penis for more than four days.

The married father of four claimed he enjoyed the constriction caused by the pipe-fitting rings used in valves at the assembly plant where he worked, and that his wife had no idea about his strange liking.

He is quoted as saying that he would leave them on for days at a time and usually had no problem removing them. Unable to get the device off his genitals the man went to a friend's home who was also unable to remove the metal rings. 

Complaining of loss of sensation he then went to the local hospital where shocked and horrified medical team had to call in a locksmith to blast the homemade vice open.

After four hours of drilling the device was removed, and doctors are still not certain if the man's genitals will have to be removed due to onset of gangrene.

As plausible as this sounds, I cannot verify the veracity. It may just be an urban legend.

Comments

[guikc.livejournal.com]

Um, sorry....I just barfed in your journal. Where do you keep the cleaning supplies?

Under the sink.

[grizzlyzone.livejournal.com]

A couple of thoughts here.

1. Many years ago, a friend of my father decided he *HAD* to tell me that sheep were castrated with tight rubber bands. I have no idea why he wanted to bring that up, but he always had some strange little factoid to share.
2. "...shocked and horrified medical team had to call in a locksmith to blast the homemade vice open." Uh, BLAST? When did locksmiths start carrying explosives? What were they planning on using?
3. "After four hours of drilling the device was removed..." Four hours? What, three-and-a-half to stop laughing and thirty minutes to do the deed?